Toys > "Monty"

He can only be slain by an animator! One of Toy V ... Read more

He can only be slain by an animator! One of Toy Vault's greatest Monty Python plush is now available in a mini version. This 6-inch tall Mini Black Beast is a must have for any Python fan., Manufacturer: Toy Vault Minimize

It's such a clever disguise! With Monty Python's ... Read more

It's such a clever disguise! With Monty Python's wooden trojan rabbit, you can defeat all of your enemies. Just place it near an enemy fortress, hide somewhere nearby to watch, wait for enemies to drag wooden rabbit into fortress, and then jump out and defeat them! It is guaranteed to work every time; well, most of the time. Actually, if it truly ever works, please send us a letter. This wooden bunny measures a hare (ha) over 10-inches tall., Manufacturer: Toy Vault Minimize

As if the Rabbit with Big Pointy Teeth wasn't cut ... Read more

As if the Rabbit with Big Pointy Teeth wasn't cute enough, Toy Vault is making a smaller, even cuter version! The Baby Killer Rabbit Plush! Approximately 5inches long. Rabbit with big pointy teeth...really big teeth. And pointy. I mean, just look at the chompers on this bunny. It'd mangle a man in seconds, that rabbit. Just let him out of his protective casing and he'd do you a treat, mate. I mean really, take a gander at the sheer size -- not that end! --of that rodent's canines. You mess with him and you'll be sorry... CAUTION! Sharp Pointy Teeth! Remove with care. Better yet, don't remove. Personally inspected by Sir Bors. Would have been personally approved by Sir Bors too, but...Added Bonus! Digestive tract of rabbit includes Sir Bors., Manufacturer: Toy Vault Minimize

It has a vicious streak a mile wide! From Monty P ... Read more

It has a vicious streak a mile wide! From Monty Python's The Quest for the Holy Grail, this 9-inch long plush rabbit comes with big pointy teeth! Let him out of his protective casing and hed do you a treat, mate. I mean really, take a gander at the sheer size, not that end, of that rodents canines. Mess with him and youll be sorry!, Manufacturer: Toy Vault Minimize

Inspired by Monty Python''s Flying Circus, press ... Read more

Inspired by Monty Python''s Flying Circus, press the toes on the keychain foot to hear phrases from the Abuse Sketch. Included phrases: 'Dont give me that, you snotty-facedheap of parrot droppings! ' 'Shut your festering gob, you tit! ' 'Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, maloderous, pervert! 'Death awaits you all! With nasty, big, pointy teeth.' 'I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!', Manufacturer: Toy Vault Minimize

Monty Python's Macho Lumberjack 12-inch Plush - T ... Read more

Monty Python's Macho Lumberjack 12-inch Plush - The smell of fresh-cut timber! The crash of mighty trees! You can pretend to be a manly lumberjack as well, with our Monty Python Lumberjack plush. Squeeze his mighty biceps, caress his silky lingerie. (Lingerie?), Manufacturer: Toy Vault Minimize

Plagued by knights? Troubled by kings? Just keep ... Read more

Plagued by knights? Troubled by kings? Just keep one of these handy hurlers by your side! When taunts dont work, keep your enemies away by tossing plastic cows, ducks, and sheep, or the enclosed 7-inch Trojan rabbit! From Monty Python's The Quest for the Holy Grail, this plastic replica is ideal for bombarding so-called Arthur Kings., Manufacturer: Toy Vault Minimize

Caution: Rabbit Stapler must be treated with caut ... Read more

Caution: Rabbit Stapler must be treated with caution. Use gently. If confined to a small place for a long time, will become ill tempered and is likely to bite. Pole stapler with a long pole, and retreat to a safe location, such as Norway. This stapler is approximately 9-inches long x 3 1/2-inches tall. This resin stapler is features the rabbit with big pointy teeth from Monty Python and the Holy Grail., Manufacturer: Toy Vault Minimize

You might think putting your hand up the rear end ... Read more

You might think putting your hand up the rear end of a rabbit with 3-inch incisors is a tad dangerous, but there isnt really any other way to make this rabbit puppet work. Imagine how much you can impress your friends with your ability to animate the famous Monty Python Rabbit. Just be careful, because they might think you're being dramatic when you flail your bloody wrist around when the rabbit gets out of hand! (Prosthetics for lost hands sold separately), Manufacturer: Toy Vault Minimize

Limited edition Suitable for a wide range of feet ... Read more

Limited edition Suitable for a wide range of feet sizes The Killer rabbit's sharp-toothed-mouth bounces up and down as you walk! Plush, Manufacturer: Toy Vault Minimize

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail comes the fi ... Read more

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail comes the first ever plush King Arthur himself. The third in Toy Vault's line of Chibi Plush., Manufacturer: Toy Vault Minimize

WARNING: Parrot stuns easily. This Norwegian blue ... Read more

WARNING: Parrot stuns easily. This Norwegian blue has beautiful plumage, likes to sleep on his back, and loves fresh fish. From Monty Python's 'Dead Parrot' sketch comes this hilarious 6 1/2-inch plush. If it does not move, it's either stunned or tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk. It also sometimes pines for its native habitat, the fjords, so it is recommended to nail its feet down to its perch to prevent it from flying home. ADDITIONAL WARNING: Do no douse in water or keep awake after midnight!, Manufacturer: Toy Vault Minimize

This 12 inch highly articulated figure has detach ... Read more

This 12 inch highly articulated figure has detachable limbs and comes with a two-handed sword. From Monty Python and the Holy Grail...John CleeseThe Black Knight Due to small parts and sharp points this item is not suitable for small children., Manufacturer: Toy Vault Minimize

Monty Python's 18-inch Beast of Argghhh (from Mon ... Read more

Monty Python's 18-inch Beast of Argghhh (from Monty Python's The Quest for the Holy Grail). This item is plush and features details from the special world of Monty Python., Manufacturer: Toy Vault Minimize

Comes with Scythe, cloak, hood and grinning skull ... Read more

Comes with Scythe, cloak, hood and grinning skull! An absolute must-have for any Monty Python fanatic!, Manufacturer: Toy Vault Minimize

Monty Python Black Knight Talking Bop Bag. Now yo ... Read more

Monty Python Black Knight Talking Bop Bag. Now you can hit your own 48-inch tall Black Knight inflatible bop bag and no matter how hard you punch he'll still tell you 'It's just a flesh wound'., Manufacturer: Toy Vault Minimize