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This is not your ordinary audio book! It's another collecti ... Read more

This is not your ordinary audio book! It's another collection of stories from Smokey Yunick's autobiography: Best Damn Garage in Town. Smokey Yunick, the world's most famous mechanic, accomplished more in one life than most people could in five. He flew 50 missions as a B-17 pilot in WWII. He was an integral part of the birth of stock car racing and ran open wheel cars during the glory days of the Indy 500. He spent years in the jungles of Ecuador and held 10 U.S. patents. Smokey was concerned for the future, so he developed more efficient and powerful engines for passenger cars and safer crash barriers for race tracks. These are the real stories of racing and everything automotive in America told by someone who was there every step of the way! To add to the fun we had people from all around racing read Smokey's stories. And while they were at it, we asked them to give you their thoughts on Smokey you won't believe what they had to say! Dick Berggren publisher of Speedway Illustrated and Fox Sports pit reporter Dave Bowman Co-host of Two Guys Garage Monte Dutton Author and racing reporter Ray Evernham Owner of two NASCAR Winston Cup Teams Don Garlits Top fuel drag racing champion Ralph Johnson inventor of the double-pumper carburetor Steve Lewis USAC midget team owner Bill Miller manufactures aluminum pistons and rods for Winston Cup & NHRA Major Jeff Neischel, USAF B-52 pilot and Smokey fan Bob Snodgrass president and ceo of Brumos Porsche Bill Walker SmokeyÕs B-17 training buddy from WWII Renee Walker SmokeyÕs sister Minimize

Nine years ago, Claire Weiss died, which put a serious crim ... Read more

Nine years ago, Claire Weiss died, which put a serious crimp in her plans. Now, she's caught in Purgatory, waiting for that Big Day when she can reanimate and return to earth and have sex at last! Nine whole days of chocolate! Cute shoes! A real beer! And, most important of all, a chance to reconnect with the object of her long-denied lust, hunky Jake Faron. The minute she materializes in front of her favorite old haunt, er, bar, Devil's Night - complete in Halloween get-up of lingerie and high-heeled mules - she locks eyes with Jake, who is as hunky as ever. Hard-muscled body? Check. Bone-melting smile? Check. Big...hands? Check, check, check. Goodbye, Purgatory - Hel-looo, heaven. The rules are that Claire has nine days to investigate her mysterious death, solve the crime, and do good deeds for others (not as easy as it seems, people) before returning to Purgatory. But she also has nine hot, steamy nights to do absolutely everything she's ever dreamed about doing with Jake. And that's a good thing, because not only does Jake have a secret that could change her whole afterlife, but he's perfectly capable of showing a love-struck ghost plenty of heaven on earth... Minimize

Sex, Sprouts & Spiders Read yourself happy! Melissa is the ... Read more

Sex, Sprouts & Spiders Read yourself happy! Melissa is the bar manager of The Olde Flagon Inn, an eighteenth century public house high on a hill in deepest darkest Somerset in England. The Landlord and cook Bruno, is an eccentric Colombian man who owns a whole menagerie of animals including Goosey and Lucifer (groin chasing geese) and a Dennis, a suspected steroid abusing goat. Working with Bruno and Melissa are Charlie and Marlena. Charlie is the assistant cook, a bubbly, pretty sixteen year old and Marlena is a statuesque Polish girl who is hell bent on 'servicing' every man with a pulse within a 5 mile radius. Sex, Sprouts & Spiders is a hilarious read about Melissa's quest for a man, more specifically for a man who is completely unavailable. En route to trying to get this man the reader will follow Melissa's life, meet the strange characters who frequent The Olde Flagon Inn, meet her winking dog, observe her braving numerous spider encounters, see her getting stuck on a toilet, find out about musical testicles, get groped by a ghost and go on two blind dates - one with a man with two plaster casts. This book is for anyone who hates spiders but loves to smile. Probably the funniest thing since Bridget Jones' Diary! Minimize

"I've waited a whole year to grow claws like these. Jungle ... Read more

"I've waited a whole year to grow claws like these. Jungle Red!" One of film's greatest lines belongs to a wronged wife who wins back her man with the aid an aggressive shade of nail polish. First a hit play, then an all-star 1939 movie (and again in 2008), The Women resurfaces here as the musical The Opposite Sex, complete with an all-star cast, lines dipped in acid wit, big production numbers and fabulous '50s couture in scintillating CinemaScope. June Allyson portrays the betrayed woman. Joan Collins is the siren who steals her husband. And Dolores Gray, Ann Sheridan, Ann Miller, Agnes Moorhead, Charlotte Greenwood and Joan Blondell are assorted gal pals (true blue and envy green) who convince their demure friend to paint her claws - then use them. Minimize

NEW FACTORY SEALED Battle Of The Sexes [EXPRESS EDITION]

FLIPPER Sex Bomb Baby! (2009 US exclusive limited edition ... Read more

FLIPPER Sex Bomb Baby! (2009 US exclusive limited edition 10-track LP pressed on 180gram VIRGIN VINYL originally released in 1987 a superb compilation of early material from the legendary grindcore group covering releases from November 1979 [SF Underground EP] through to December 1982 [Get Away single] including the classics Ha Ha Ha Sex Bomb andThe Old Lady Who Swallowed A Fly; presented in sealed & stickered picture sleeve) Minimize

If you are seeking a costume with a lot of sex appeal yet w ... Read more

If you are seeking a costume with a lot of sex appeal yet which does not reveal a lot of skin, then consider this Women's Baroness Von Bloodshed Halloween Costume which includes this sleeveless dress with transparent skirt panels, fitted bodice, and separate sleeves attached to a black matching choker. Kindly note that the boots and wig pictured are not included with this Baroness Costume. We do however have the following accessories available for your consideration: the Modern Vampire Character Makeup Kit, the Adult Red and Black Tempting Tresses Wig, the Black Fishnet Pantyhose with Back Seam and the Black Patent Mary Jane Shoes for Adults. This fabulous ensemble will work wonderfully for various Halloween festivities -- such as trick or treating, masquerade balls, Halloween parades, or just visiting the neighbors for a drink. Just be sure to return home before midnight when you are dressed in this seductive vampire-like outfit! Minimize

A fun and informative adult game designed to teach as you p ... Read more

A fun and informative adult game designed to teach as you play. Includes 100 questions with answers, a 12 pages tip guide and scorepad in a sturdy flip top box measuring 4.75" x 6.8" x 1.25". Designed by experts for everyone. By SmartsCo, "Who knew learning could be so much fun."Features include: •Learn as you play•Relevant content for all adults•Comes in a sturdy full color flip top box•Fun fun fun•Educational Minimize

Oceanfront High School student Ponce de Leon Harper (John D ... Read more

Oceanfront High School student Ponce de Leon Harper (John David Carson) is obsessed with sex. Fortunately, he meets lots of girls. Unfortunately, they all end up dead. Written and produced by post-Star Trek Gene Roddenberry, and directed by Roger Vadim ("Barbarella"), "Pretty Maids All in a Row" is an outrageous, head spinning, flower-powered dark comedy/sex comedy/murder mystery that could only be produced in a decade like the 70s. Playing a randy football coach, Rock Hudson headlines a top cast that includes Angie Dickinson as a sexy substitute teacher and Telly Savalas as a savvy homicide cop - sans lollipop. Sci-fi fans should look for appearances by Roddy McDowall ("Planet of the Apes") as the High School Principal, and James Doohan ("Scotty" from Star Trek) as a State Trooper. If that's not enough, imagine the film's opening soundtrack featuring "Chilly Winds", a song by the Osmonds. With everybody doin' it in this whodunit, "Pretty Maids all in a Row" needs to be seen to be believed. Minimize

Special edition includes 3 discs of hilarious action from t ... Read more

Special edition includes 3 discs of hilarious action from the movie, with bonus features galore! Exclusive features include: The Passion of James and Clark, Fall Out Boy Rocks the Amish, and Seth Green: Method Actor featurettes. Sooner or later, the new breed of coming-of-age comedy (good ones like Superbad, not-so-good ones like College) had to inspire a parody of itself, and that self-conscious knock-off is the sporadically funny Sex Drive. A road movie about a virginal nice guy, Ian (John Zuckerman), who drives cross-country in his brother's car to score with a girl he met online, Sex Drive sounds like just another teen farce. But it isn't, exactly: with stops in a rockin' Amish community, in the redneck house of a bathroom fetishist, and in Ian's own family home (where a well-meaning new stepmother is continually exposed to Ian's unsavory private life), the film has an original life of its own. Casting counts for a lot in this movie. Clark Duke plays the likeable, over-confident nebbish we've come to expect since meeting McLovin' in Superbad, and Amanda Crew is Felicia, Ian's best friend and obvious romantic destiny (once these crazy kids figure that out). The three of them go traveling together in search of Ian's sure thing. But Sex Drive really becomes a much better comedy once Seth Green appears (as an Amish guy steeped in guilt-tripping sarcasm) and James Marsden (as Ian's bullying, homophobic brother) lets loose with a very funny performance. The two of them, really, have never been better on screen. There are a number of noteworthy scenes, particularly a chaotic climax that brings most of the characters together for an unexpected finish. Sex Drive, in some ways, is a more inspired movie than some of the ones it lampoons. --Tom Keogh Minimize

This cute and sexy release from the battle-of-the-sexes ani ... Read more

This cute and sexy release from the battle-of-the-sexes anime series MAID SAMA! includes episodes 14-26 of the show, following the story of a fearless girl named Misaki Ayuzawa, who enrolls at the notoriously testosterone heavy ex-boys' school Seika Academy, and immediately takes over the Student Council - only to work in a maid caffter school every day. Minimize

He let her go once. This time he’s playing for keeps.  Colt ... Read more

He let her go once. This time he’s playing for keeps.  Colters’ Legacy, Book 3 Callie Colter once chased sunsets all over the world. Until Max. Together they were a perfect storm of desire, and she reveled in the beautiful burn. Then he disappeared, and the betrayal drove her home to lick her wounds. Who knew he’d have the gall to show his face in her brother’s bar. Max Wilder figures he deserves Callie’s right hook to the jaw, but it changes nothing. He had his reasons for pursuing her across Europe, for making her fall in love with him. But when she took everything he gave and offered more, she changed all the rules. He had no choice in leaving her, but he’s back. This time for the right reasons. Callie is angry and hurt, yet powerless against Max’s relentless onslaught. He’ll settle for nothing less than her complete surrender—and her love. Only when she’s back in his arms will he be truly happy. And the damning truth can stay safely tucked away. Except the truth has a way of creeping to the surface, and now Max is out of second chances.  Warning: This title contains adult language, explicit sex, rough sex, anal sex. In other words...sex! Also contains themes of D/s which might offend some readers.  Lots of angst, emotion and betrayal. Second chances and lots of warm fuzzies. Minimize

This outstanding 6-unit health series is an unmatched tool ... Read more

This outstanding 6-unit health series is an unmatched tool for teaching and reinforcing basic health concepts and skills to students in grades 7-12. Features stimulating, ready-to-use games, puzzles, worksheets, surveys, checklists, debates, skits, and much more. Each unit is a complete, self-contained volume featuring 90 reproducible activities, a teacher's guide, and full answer keys. Minimize

Who says that all superheroes are men! We may be known as t ... Read more

Who says that all superheroes are men! We may be known as the fairer sex, but that doesn't mean that we can't take on the bad guys! Our Supergirl costume will put you in the mood to unleash your superpowers. It includes a leotard with skirt & the Supergirl logo, long red cape, utility belt & boot tops. Minimize

FLIPPER Sex Bomb Baby! (2009 US exclusive limited edition ... Read more

FLIPPER Sex Bomb Baby! (2009 US exclusive limited edition 10-track LP pressed on 180gram VIRGIN VINYL originally released in 1987 a superb compilation of early material from the legendary grindcore group covering releases from November 1979 [SF Underground EP] through to December 1982 [Get Away single] including the classics Ha Ha Ha Sex Bomb andThe Old Lady Who Swallowed A Fly; presented in sealed & stickered picture sleeve) Minimize

A fun and informative adult game designed to teach as you p ... Read more

A fun and informative adult game designed to teach as you play. Includes 100 questions with answers, a 12 pages tip guide and scorepad in a sturdy flip top box measuring 4.75" x 6.8" x 1.25". Designed by experts for everyone. By SmartsCo, "Who knew learning could be so much fun."Features include: •Learn as you play•Relevant content for all adults•Comes in a sturdy full color flip top box•Fun fun fun•Educational Minimize

In 1976, a boy with history walked up the gangplank of the ... Read more

In 1976, a boy with history walked up the gangplank of the USS America as an ordinary airman. Three years later, he was cat-shot off the boat for the last time as “Cap’n Drift.” Rebel, MIL-SPEC toker and airplane catcher extraordinaire, Cap’n Drift departed with a new chapter written into his history, but he left more than he took. A Little Sex, A Lot of Dope and an Aircraft Carrier is the first deck-edge perspective of a Kitty Hawk-class supercarrier in the navy that was: grease-stained, rolled in Turkish papers and screaming on afterburner. This is not an authorized history. Fact-checkers have been silenced by any means necessary. Cap’n Drift is not a real officer. But this story is as real as it gets. Minimize

Whispers & Moans, adapted from a book by Yeeshan Yang, exam ... Read more

Whispers & Moans, adapted from a book by Yeeshan Yang, examines the underworld of the Hong Kong sex industry and comes away with a surprisingly idealistic view on the so-called oldest profession in the world. A large ensemble cast of characters are used in the film to give insight into the daily lives of the upscale Hong Kong sex workers. The area that "Whispers And Moans" excelled at was displaying the tangled relationships between its vast web of characters. As an example Nana (Mandy Chiang), one of the few disinterested prostitutes in the movie, dated a more "normal" college student named Eric. Nana led Eric to believe that she worked the night shift at a retirement home. Meanwhile, a young college girl named Elsie comes by the hostess bar where Nana works to organize the workers into a union. One day while Nana and Eric are walking together they run into Elsie. Nana learns for the first time that Eric and Elsie are classmates at the same university. Another more convoluted web of relationships was centered around Madame Coco (Athena Chu). One of her many boyfriends was a fellow by the name of Ken. Madame Coco discovers that Ken, her boyfriend for two years, is cheating on her with a transvestite named Jo. The transvestite becomes involved with another man, Tony, who happens to works as a male gigolo. When Jo and Tony go to pick up Jo's belongings from Ken's apartment they run into Madame Coco. This would be the first time that Madame Coco and Jo meet face to face. Jo informs Madame Coco that Ken is in the hospital dying from the late stages of syphilis. Madame Coco quickly goes to the clinic to get her blood tested. Meanwhile Jo's new boyfriend Tony frequently hires the prostitutes working at Madame Coco's hostess bar. He doesn't hire them for sex, but to release his anger by verbally berating the prostitutes. One of his favorite targets would be Nana. Minimize