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Sit back, when you’re not doubled over with laughter, that ... Read more

Sit back, when you’re not doubled over with laughter, that is for four classic episodes of this hilarious Peabody Award winning series. Crow T. Robot, Tom Servo and your host Joel Robinson (Joel Hodgson) are back to riff on your . . . erm . . . favorite movies and television series of yesteryear with all the TLC only the Satellite of Love crew can deliver. And for this XXth volume of the outstanding, groundbreaking series, we’re making it a very special Mystery Science Theater 3000 Joel-bilee! And you’re on the guest list! Titles included in this set: Project Moonbase, Master Ninja I, Master Ninja II & The Magic Voyage Of Sinbad. Minimize

Mystery Science Theater 3000 DVD Volume XXSit back when you ... Read more

Mystery Science Theater 3000 DVD Volume XXSit back when youre not doubled over with laughter that is for four classic episodes of this hilarious Peabody Award winning series.Crow T. Robot Tom Servo and your host Joel Robinson Joel Hodgson are back to riff on your . . . erm . . . favorite movies and television series of yesteryear with all the TLC only the Satellite of Love crew can deliver. And for this XXth Volume of the outstanding groundbreaking series were making it a very special Mystery Science... Minimize

The award-winning television series Mystery Science Theater ... Read more

The award-winning television series Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988-1999) has been described as "the smartest, funniest show in America," and forever changed the way we watch movies. The series featured a human host and a pair of robotic puppets who, while being subjected to some of the worst films ever made, provided ongoing hilarious and insightful commentary in a style popularly known as "riffing." These essays represent the first full-length scholarly analysis of Mystery Science Theater 3000--MST3K--which blossomed from humble beginnings as a Minnesota public-access television show into a cultural phenomenon on two major cable networks. The book includes interviews with series creator Joel Hodgson and cast members Kevin Murphy and Trace Beaulieu. Minimize

Sit back - when you're not doubled over with laughter, that ... Read more

Sit back - when you're not doubled over with laughter, that is - for four classic episodes of this hilarious Peabody Award-winning series. Crow T. Robot, Tom Servo and your host Joel Robinson (Joel Hodgson) are back to riff on your... erm... favorite movies and television series of yesteryear with all the TLC only the Satellite of Love crew can deliver. And for this 20th volume of the outstanding, groundbreaking series, we're making it a very special "Mystery Science Theater 3000" Joel-bilee! And you're on the guest list! Episodes: "Project Moonbase", "Master Ninja I", "Master Ninja II", "Magic Voyage Of Sinbad" . New Introduction By Trace Beaulieu, Brand-New Interview With Master Ninja Star Bill McKinney. "Tom Servo Vs. Tom Servo 2010 Dragon-Con Panel"; Exploring The Look Of MST3K With Director Of Photography Jeff Stonehouse, "Mystery Science Theater Hour Wraps". Minimize

Our long cultural nightmare is over. At last, two of the mo ... Read more

Our long cultural nightmare is over. At last, two of the most beloved and most requested episodes of the comedy phenomenon that is Mystery Science Theater 3000 are preserved on DVD. Mighty Jack and Time of the Apes were born in Japan as innocent TV series, disfigured into TV movies for American audiences, then re-purposed as fodder for glorious new entertainments. And unless you are allergic to funny, The Violent Years and The Brute Man are nothing to sneeze at either. Here, for your viewing pleasure, are four films that would never have existed if cinema had any kind of immune system. Riffing on them with extreme prejudice are Joel, Mike and their robot pals Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot. Laugh amongst yourselves. Minimize

With the holidays upon us and the spirit of goodwill toward ... Read more

With the holidays upon us and the spirit of goodwill toward men in the air, let us be mindful of those less fortunate - Joel, Mike and their hapless 'bots Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot. The only presents under the tree on the Satellite of Love are four movies anyone else would return the next day, but thanks to their steady stream of wisecracks, there are enough ho-ho-ho's to make this the best holiday ever! So come all ye faithful and let us adore the comedy madness that is "Mystery Science Theater 3000"! Films include: "The Corpse Vanishes", "Warrior Of The Lost World", "Santa Claus" and "Night Of The Blood Beast". Featurettes, Original Theatrical Trailers, Some Scenes Presented In Black & White. New Interview With "Warrior Of The Lost World" Director David Worth; "Santa Claus Conquers The Devil: A 50-Year Retrospective"; "Night Of The Blood Beast" (Turkey Day Version); "Turkey Day '95 Intros"; 4 Exclusive MST3K Mini-Posters By Artist Steve Vance. Minimize

When tough-as-nails Texas Deputy Sheriff Thomas Jefferson G ... Read more

When tough-as-nails Texas Deputy Sheriff Thomas Jefferson Geronimo captures a member of the Italian mob, only he can successfully get his prisoner back to Italy to stand trial. But the Mafia declares war on Geronimo. That was their last mistake. The hard-hitting crew of the Satellite of Love - Mike, Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot - pulls absolutely no punches when riffing on Final Justice (starring legendary Mystery Science Theater 3000 antagonist Joe Don Baker), making this one of MST3K's most beloved episodes of all time. Minimize

ewton’s Third Law of Motion states that for every action, t ... Read more

ewton’s Third Law of Motion states that for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. Sure, there’s math to back that up, but the far more compelling proof is in the treatment accorded Manos The Hands Of Fate by those physicists of comedy at Mystery Science Theater 3000. Consider this legendary low point in film history, which depicts a family that gets lost en route to a vacation and stumbles into the lair of a cult. Since SoL captive Joel Robinson and his robot sidekicks Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot react to movies, it follows that this particular episode must be a glorious high point in MST3K history. This 2-DVD set celebrates a special film and the special TV show that made the film even more special. That’s why we’re calling this a special edition. Minimize

Launched into space with the mission of rescuing the lovely ... Read more

Launched into space with the mission of rescuing the lovely Vena from a gang of notorious space pirates, Rocky and his copilot Winky are once again ready to fight evil to the very end - even if it takes them to the furthest edge of the galaxy! Composed of reassembled episodes from the short-lived 1950s television series Rocky Jones, Space Ranger, Manhunt In Space is unable to escape the cinematic critique of Joel and the 'bots of the Satellite of Love. Also includes the short General Hospital, segment 1! Minimize

Get ready for more "Mystery Science Theater 3000!" Direct f ... Read more

Get ready for more "Mystery Science Theater 3000!" Direct from the Satellite of Love, Joel, Mike and 'bots Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot turn bad movies into good with their relentless quips, one-liners and gags. Films include: "Lost Continent": Joel and Co. riff on this "Land of the Lost"-style action flick. "Crash of the Moons": Joel and the bots take on this sci-fi doomsday parable. "The Beast of Yucca Flats": Mike leads the charge on this sci-fi/horror bomb. "Jack Frost": Mike and crew rip on this bizarre Russo-Finnish fairytale. Special Introduction by Frank Conniff and Kevin Murphy, 4 Exclusive "MST3K" Mini-Posters by Artist Steve Vance. Original "Mystery Science Theater" Hour Wraps, "A Look Back at the Beast of Yucca Flats", Original trailers. Minimize

Our long cultural nightmare is over. At last, two of the mo ... Read more

Our long cultural nightmare is over. At last, two of the most beloved and most requested episodes of the comedy phenomenon that is "Mystery Science Theater 3000" are preserved on DVD. "Mighty Jack" and "Time of the Apes" were born in Japan as innocent TV series, disfigured into TV movies for American audiences, then repurposed as fodder for glorious new entertainments. And unless you are allergic to funny, "The Violent Years" and "The Brute Man" are nothing to sneeze at either. Here, for your viewing pleasure, are four films that would never have existed if cinema had any kind of immune system. Riffing on them with extreme prejudice are Joel, Mike and their robot pals Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot. Laugh amongst yourselves. Original Trailers. "Trail of the Creeper: Making the 'Brute Man' Documentary", "Mystery Science Theater Hour Wraps", 4 Exclusive Mini-Posters by Artist Steve Vance. Minimize

The stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000® are back with a ... Read more

The stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000® are back with a crowd pleasing favorite -- their shorts! Join Mike, Kevin and Bill as they exact their revenge on the safety and educational films you were forced to watch while your substitute teacher slept in the back of the classroom. The guys serve up their signature brand of rapid fire, laugh-out-loud commentary over such classics as Constance Bennett's Daily Beauty Rituals. (Who is Constance Bennette, and why should we trust her? Who the hell knows! Or cares!) Marvel at the bizarre, behind the scenes goings-on as A Circus Wakes Up. Sit up straight and keep your mouth shut as they teach you exactly What it Means to Be an American. Get ready for two hours of non-stop laughter as Rifftrax Plays with Their Shorts! Minimize

Their dinosaurs were trained as trackers. Their humans were ... Read more

Their dinosaurs were trained as trackers. Their humans were bred as slaves. Now one of those slaves has escaped and a master race of cyborgs from the future has come to Earth's present to find him, triggering a war against a group of vigilantes, street gangs and drug lords. Released only two years prior to MST3K's episode, Future War was the most recent film ridiculed by the Satellite of Love crew, proving once and for all that movies aren't always turned bad by age. Some are simply born that way. Minimize

Joel and the 'Bots tackle the turkey of turkeys, 1966's MAN ... Read more

Joel and the 'Bots tackle the turkey of turkeys, 1966's MANOS, THE HANDS OF FATE, which finds a vacationing family trapped in a house with a demonic harem and a moronic, misshapen houseboy, "Torgo." Regarded as the arguable high watermark of the comedy series among even the most contentious MSTies. Don't miss the haunting "Torgo's Theme Song". Minimize

In this sequel to Ator: The Fighting Eagle, wise ruler and ... Read more

In this sequel to Ator: The Fighting Eagle, wise ruler and teacher Akronas, also called "The Great One," is the keeper of the Geometric Nucleus - an incredibly powerful but potentially deadly device. When Zor and his band of soldiers come to Akronas' castle in search of the Nucleus, only the mighty fighter Ator can hold evil at bay! Elsewhere aboard the Satellite of Love, Joel gives Tom Servo and Crow a lesson in how to use Jell-O and hamsters as foley effects. Minimize

From the makers of the highly successful cult classic TV se ... Read more

From the makers of the highly successful cult classic TV series comes Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie - one of the most outrageous, most irreverent, and most hilarious big-screen spoofs ever! A mad scientist, in his quest for world domination, concocts a diabolical scheme to subject the human race to the worst movie ever made: 1955's This Island Earth. It's up to one test subject's quick wit, sharp sense of humor, and utter intolerance for cinematic garbage to foil the plans of the scientist and to save the Earth. Experience the hijinks and low jabs of Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie - where the worse the movie is, the better time you'll have! Minimize

Much like the country that spawned it, "Mystery Science The ... Read more

Much like the country that spawned it, "Mystery Science Theater 3000" is a melting pot. In every imaginable genre, Joel, Mike and their robot pals Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot have seen the promise of cinema mutilated by mediocrity. Nowhere is this highfalutin concept more hilariously exemplified than in this 23rd collection of episodes from the beloved cult comedy television series. You want a Western? It's here. Space adventure? Look no further. We'll even throw in a failed tv pilot and a barely coherent science fiction-horror-thriller. All genres are treated with equal disrespect by the luckless crew of the Satellite of Love. They pledge allegiance only to funny, with justice - SoL style - for all. Minimize

What could possibly be better suited to the always-quotable ... Read more

What could possibly be better suited to the always-quotable wisecracks of beloved SoL captive Joel Robinson and his faithful robot sidekicks, Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot, than a monster movie about a giant flying turtle? The answer is four other movies about same flying turtle! Behold the first-ever themed collection of Mystery Science Theater 3000 classics: all five Gamera episodes from the particularly fertile third season of the long-running cult comedy television series! Minimize

Synopsis: Item Type: BLU-RAY DVD MovieItem Rating: NRStreet ... Read more

Synopsis: Item Type: BLU-RAY DVD MovieItem Rating: NRStreet Date: 05/03/11Wide Screen: noDirector Cut: noSpecial Edition: noLanguageENGLISHForeign Film: noSubtitlesnoDubbed: noFull Frame: yesRe-Release: noPackaging: Sleeve Please note: This supplier will be closed on 11/24, 11/25, 12/26, 1/2 for the holidays. The shipping cut off is 12/10 to try and have the products delivered by Christmas. Minimize

When lowlife wrestling manager-turned-gangster Umberto Scal ... Read more

When lowlife wrestling manager-turned-gangster Umberto Scalli takes $35,000 from the wrong crime boss, he's forced to run for his life. Real-life female wrestlers Peaches Page, world champion Clara Mortensen and Mexican champion Rita Martinez - as you've never seen them before - star in this sinister tale of deceit, drugs, prostitution and smackdowns! In this hysterical episode from MST3K's sixth season, Mike Nelson, Crow and Tom Servo challenge the "gorgeous gals of the ring" for the comedy championship of the galaxy! Also includes the popular short Are You Ready For Marriage? Minimize

"B" movie seems too generous a term for this one - is there ... Read more

"B" movie seems too generous a term for this one - is there such a thing as a "Z" movie? Rondo Hatton plays a disfigured man, a/k/a "The Creeper," who hunts down and kills the people responsible for his deformity. During his downtime, he falls for a blind woman and engages in some light felony by stealing to pay for an operation to restore her sight. She may regret that. Minimize

When a hold-up carried out by his two-bit hoodlum friends g ... Read more

When a hold-up carried out by his two-bit hoodlum friends goes tragically awry, Eddie Crane's bright future as a recording artist from the mean streets could be in jeopardy. With a sadistically hilarious game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, a Tony Travis-themed slumber party and a full-fledged dramatization of a nobody's transformation into a 1950s rock star (and back) starring none other than Tom Servo - Joel and the crew of the SOL certainly know how to usher in this Turkey Day favorite. Minimize