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Sit back, when you’re not doubled over with laughter, that ... Read more

Sit back, when you’re not doubled over with laughter, that is for four classic episodes of this hilarious Peabody Award winning series. Crow T. Robot, Tom Servo and your host Joel Robinson (Joel Hodgson) are back to riff on your . . . erm . . . favorite movies and television series of yesteryear with all the TLC only the Satellite of Love crew can deliver. And for this XXth volume of the outstanding, groundbreaking series, we’re making it a very special Mystery Science Theater 3000 Joel-bilee! And you’re on the guest list! Titles included in this set: Project Moonbase, Master Ninja I, Master Ninja II & The Magic Voyage Of Sinbad. Minimize

Sit back, when you’re not doubled over with laughter, that ... Read more

Sit back, when you’re not doubled over with laughter, that is for four classic episodes of this hilarious Peabody Award winning series. Crow T. Robot, Tom Servo and your host Joel Robinson (Joel Hodgson) are back to riff on your . . . erm . . . favorite movies and television series of yesteryear with all the TLC only the Satellite of Love crew can deliver. And for this XXth volume of the outstanding, groundbreaking series, we’re making it a very special Mystery Science Theater 3000 Joel-bilee! And you’re on the guest list! Titles included in this set: Project Moonbase, Master Ninja I, Master Ninja II & The Magic Voyage Of Sinbad. Minimize

Switch on Mystery Science Theater 3000! The only intergalac ... Read more

Switch on Mystery Science Theater 3000! The only intergalactic television program with enough firepower to blast misbegotten B movies into the can t-miss hits delusional filmmakers undoubtedly believed they were creating! Joel Hodgson and Mike Nelson join forces with two robots who would never be lost in space -- the wisecracking Tom Servo and Crow. Together, our heroes strive to make the universe safe for movie-watchers everywhere!Even the world s most squandered pieces of celluloid can t help but sparkle with new life. With The Mystery Science Theater 3000 Collection: Volume 7, it s captivating to see just how bad bad cinema can be.Includes the episodes Hercules Unchained, Hercules Against the Moon Men, Prince of Space, and The Killer Shrews! Minimize

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Mystery Science Theater 3000 DVD Volume XXSit back when you ... Read more

Mystery Science Theater 3000 DVD Volume XXSit back when youre not doubled over with laughter that is for four classic episodes of this hilarious Peabody Award winning series.Crow T. Robot Tom Servo and your host Joel Robinson Joel Hodgson are back to riff on your . . . erm . . . favorite movies and television series of yesteryear with all the TLC only the Satellite of Love crew can deliver. And for this XXth Volume of the outstanding groundbreaking series were making it a very special Mystery Science... Minimize

The award-winning television series Mystery Science Theater ... Read more

The award-winning television series Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988-1999) has been described as "the smartest, funniest show in America," and forever changed the way we watch movies. The series featured a human host and a pair of robotic puppets who, while being subjected to some of the worst films ever made, provided ongoing hilarious and insightful commentary in a style popularly known as "riffing." These essays represent the first full-length scholarly analysis of Mystery Science Theater 3000--MST3K--which blossomed from humble beginnings as a Minnesota public-access television show into a cultural phenomenon on two major cable networks. The book includes interviews with series creator Joel Hodgson and cast members Kevin Murphy and Trace Beaulieu. Minimize

Sit back - when you're not doubled over with laughter, that ... Read more

Sit back - when you're not doubled over with laughter, that is - for four classic episodes of this hilarious Peabody Award-winning series. Crow T. Robot, Tom Servo and your host Joel Robinson (Joel Hodgson) are back to riff on your... erm... favorite movies and television series of yesteryear with all the TLC only the Satellite of Love crew can deliver. And for this 20th volume of the outstanding, groundbreaking series, we're making it a very special "Mystery Science Theater 3000" Joel-bilee! And you're on the guest list! Episodes: "Project Moonbase", "Master Ninja I", "Master Ninja II", "Magic Voyage Of Sinbad" . New Introduction By Trace Beaulieu, Brand-New Interview With Master Ninja Star Bill McKinney. "Tom Servo Vs. Tom Servo 2010 Dragon-Con Panel"; Exploring The Look Of MST3K With Director Of Photography Jeff Stonehouse, "Mystery Science Theater Hour Wraps". Minimize

With the holidays upon us and the spirit of goodwill toward ... Read more

With the holidays upon us and the spirit of goodwill toward men in the air, let us be mindful of those less fortunate - Joel, Mike and their hapless 'bots Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot. The only presents under the tree on the Satellite of Love are four movies anyone else would return the next day, but thanks to their steady stream of wisecracks, there are enough ho-ho-ho's to make this the best holiday ever! So come all ye faithful and let us adore the comedy madness that is "Mystery Science Theater 3000"! Films include: "The Corpse Vanishes", "Warrior Of The Lost World", "Santa Claus" and "Night Of The Blood Beast". Featurettes, Original Theatrical Trailers, Some Scenes Presented In Black & White. New Interview With "Warrior Of The Lost World" Director David Worth; "Santa Claus Conquers The Devil: A 50-Year Retrospective"; "Night Of The Blood Beast" (Turkey Day Version); "Turkey Day '95 Intros"; 4 Exclusive MST3K Mini-Posters By Artist Steve Vance. Minimize

ewton’s Third Law of Motion states that for every action, t ... Read more

ewton’s Third Law of Motion states that for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. Sure, there’s math to back that up, but the far more compelling proof is in the treatment accorded Manos The Hands Of Fate by those physicists of comedy at Mystery Science Theater 3000. Consider this legendary low point in film history, which depicts a family that gets lost en route to a vacation and stumbles into the lair of a cult. Since SoL captive Joel Robinson and his robot sidekicks Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot react to movies, it follows that this particular episode must be a glorious high point in MST3K history. This 2-DVD set celebrates a special film and the special TV show that made the film even more special. That’s why we’re calling this a special edition. Minimize

What happens when a fiendish tale of postnuclear scientific ... Read more

What happens when a fiendish tale of postnuclear scientific hubris and lust for youth collides with a bunch of actors, a rolling camera and no budget? The luckless captives aboard the Satellite of Love know - and let's just say it ain't pretty. Join Mike, Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot as they riff-isect with comic precision this 1964 horror flick about an old woman's quest for eternal youth and the weird guys on her payroll who make it happen. But first you're treated to some masterful mockery of the 1955 short film What About Juvenile Delinquency? wherein a teen gang member rethinks his career path after his father is mugged. All this and a sneak peek at Tom and Crow's poignant and whimsical off-SoL play, Love Letters. That's some value right there! Minimize

Dr. Ed Wainwright (Mission Impossible's Peter Graves), repo ... Read more

Dr. Ed Wainwright (Mission Impossible's Peter Graves), reporter Audrey Aimes and a deaf-mute gardener fight together to eradicate swarms of gigantic, radioactive locusts that are demolishing entire towns and cities in Illinois! Mike and the 'bots use this hilarious classic from the fifth season's Turkey Day to help illustrate the point that anyone can write a repetitive screenplay revolving around Peter Graves-including the SoL's own Crow! Minimize

When tough-as-nails Texas Deputy Sheriff Thomas Jefferson G ... Read more

When tough-as-nails Texas Deputy Sheriff Thomas Jefferson Geronimo captures a member of the Italian mob, only he can successfully get his prisoner back to Italy to stand trial. But the Mafia declares war on Geronimo. That was their last mistake. The hard-hitting crew of the Satellite of Love - Mike, Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot - pulls absolutely no punches when riffing on Final Justice (starring legendary Mystery Science Theater 3000 antagonist Joe Don Baker), making this one of MST3K's most beloved episodes of all time. Minimize

Launched into space with the mission of rescuing the lovely ... Read more

Launched into space with the mission of rescuing the lovely Vena from a gang of notorious space pirates, Rocky and his copilot Winky are once again ready to fight evil to the very end - even if it takes them to the furthest edge of the galaxy! Composed of reassembled episodes from the short-lived 1950s television series Rocky Jones, Space Ranger, Manhunt In Space is unable to escape the cinematic critique of Joel and the 'bots of the Satellite of Love. Also includes the short General Hospital, segment 1! Minimize

The stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000® are back with a ... Read more

The stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000® are back with a crowd pleasing favorite -- their shorts! Join Mike, Kevin and Bill as they exact their revenge on the safety and educational films you were forced to watch while your substitute teacher slept in the back of the classroom. The guys serve up their signature brand of rapid fire, laugh-out-loud commentary over such classics as Constance Bennett's Daily Beauty Rituals. (Who is Constance Bennette, and why should we trust her? Who the hell knows! Or cares!) Marvel at the bizarre, behind the scenes goings-on as A Circus Wakes Up. Sit up straight and keep your mouth shut as they teach you exactly What it Means to Be an American. Get ready for two hours of non-stop laughter as Rifftrax Plays with Their Shorts! Minimize

Get ready for more "Mystery Science Theater 3000!" Direct f ... Read more

Get ready for more "Mystery Science Theater 3000!" Direct from the Satellite of Love, Joel, Mike and 'bots Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot turn bad movies into good with their relentless quips, one-liners and gags. Films include: "Lost Continent": Joel and Co. riff on this "Land of the Lost"-style action flick. "Crash of the Moons": Joel and the bots take on this sci-fi doomsday parable. "The Beast of Yucca Flats": Mike leads the charge on this sci-fi/horror bomb. "Jack Frost": Mike and crew rip on this bizarre Russo-Finnish fairytale. Special Introduction by Frank Conniff and Kevin Murphy, 4 Exclusive "MST3K" Mini-Posters by Artist Steve Vance. Original "Mystery Science Theater" Hour Wraps, "A Look Back at the Beast of Yucca Flats", Original trailers. Minimize

The Touch Of Satan gets a touch of the divine when Mike and ... Read more

The Touch Of Satan gets a touch of the divine when Mike and the 'bots react in real time to this twisted tale of love, walnuts, wassail and witchcraft. A young man on his way westward makes a stop at an isolated farmhouse, where he meets and falls for - you guessed it - the farmer's daughter. What she is soon revealed to be, however, is no joke. Of course, that doesn't stop our hapless heroes aboard the SoL from turning this devilish drama into, oh, two thousand jokes. Meanwhile, with Pearl away, Professor Bobo and Brain Guy are none too pleased to be babysat by pretty but infantilizing Steffi (a welcome appearance by MST3K crewmember Beth "Beez" McKeever). Minimize

What is MST3K 12?MST3K 12 is a new collection of never-befo ... Read more

What is MST3K 12?MST3K 12 is a new collection of never-before-released episodes of the cult comedy TV series and is recommended for use in the treatment of boredom. Box set contains 4 discs of misunderstood cinema, robot puppets, tormented humans, and demented wisecracks.Who should NOT watch MST3K 12?Infants and people with underdeveloped senses of humor; anyone with an allergic reaction to twisted genius. If you are pregnant, congratulations.What are the possible side effects of MST3K 12?Sudden urges to share this collection with friends, family, and total strangers; the overwhelming desire to acquire more MST3K on DVD; frequent urination.Includes the episodes The Rebel Set, Secret Agent Super Dragon, The Starfighters, and Parts: The Clonus Horror! Minimize

ewton’s Third Law of Motion states that for every action, t ... Read more

ewton’s Third Law of Motion states that for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. Sure, there’s math to back that up, but the far more compelling proof is in the treatment accorded Manos The Hands Of Fate by those physicists of comedy at Mystery Science Theater 3000. Consider this legendary low point in film history, which depicts a family that gets lost en route to a vacation and stumbles into the lair of a cult. Since SoL captive Joel Robinson and his robot sidekicks Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot react to movies, it follows that this particular episode must be a glorious high point in MST3K history. This 2-DVD set celebrates a special film and the special TV show that made the film even more special. That’s why we’re calling this a special edition. Minimize

Our long cultural nightmare is over. At last, two of the mo ... Read more

Our long cultural nightmare is over. At last, two of the most beloved and most requested episodes of the comedy phenomenon that is "Mystery Science Theater 3000" are preserved on DVD. "Mighty Jack" and "Time of the Apes" were born in Japan as innocent TV series, disfigured into TV movies for American audiences, then repurposed as fodder for glorious new entertainments. And unless you are allergic to funny, "The Violent Years" and "The Brute Man" are nothing to sneeze at either. Here, for your viewing pleasure, are four films that would never have existed if cinema had any kind of immune system. Riffing on them with extreme prejudice are Joel, Mike and their robot pals Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot. Laugh amongst yourselves. Original Trailers. "Trail of the Creeper: Making the 'Brute Man' Documentary", "Mystery Science Theater Hour Wraps", 4 Exclusive Mini-Posters by Artist Steve Vance. Minimize

From the makers of the highly successful cult classic TV se ... Read more

From the makers of the highly successful cult classic TV series comes Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie - one of the most outrageous, most irreverent, and most hilarious big-screen spoofs ever! A mad scientist, in his quest for world domination, concocts a diabolical scheme to subject the human race to the worst movie ever made: 1955's This Island Earth. It's up to one test subject's quick wit, sharp sense of humor, and utter intolerance for cinematic garbage to foil the plans of the scientist and to save the Earth. Experience the hijinks and low jabs of Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie - where the worse the movie is, the better time you'll have! Minimize